Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Get the Jacob mug.This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.
Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
by Squidward666 June 9, 2018
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Get the Jacob mug.The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
Get the jacob langley mug.To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
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