Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.

Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!

by anonymous June 4, 2023

Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.

Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022

Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Joke

Me and the urban dictionary

We’re Norah you mean that joke.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

the joke is

see the joke is

"his meaningless little life deserves to be extinguished in the most grandiose way conceivable. gosh i'm so darn edgy."
see the joke is

by the biggest.., .,,. ,.., November 1, 2022

Joke Genius

A Joke Genius is someone who thinks they are making a clever joke, when really everyone was already thinking it.

Guy: Hey man! Nick, you're haircut is super lame.
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius

by aoihdoaidhdo; August 26, 2020