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barrel of beans

A large amount (at least an ounce) of the magic mushrooms, could also be classed as a barrel of niceness/knowledge.
A barrel of beans is all you need to see some things so great, a barrel of beans is all you need to help your mind escape, with my barrel of beans!
by TheBeanMaster November 22, 2021
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Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.
- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.
by Dieviete March 1, 2022
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bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...
by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018
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bran bean

A degrading redneck term for someone who is immature, dumb and obnoxious. Mostly used towards children.
by Redneck RU February 15, 2017
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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
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Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.
He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)
by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018
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bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
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