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Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.
Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!
Fuck you Friday by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013
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fuck unit 

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
fuck unit by preachdumb February 14, 2014
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Fuck that noise 

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".
The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."
Fuck that noise by Btbullet January 2, 2017

Fuck Sleepy Joe 

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.
Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.
Fuck Sleepy Joe by anonymous December 7, 2020

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When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.
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Fuck munchies 

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)
Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies
Fuck munchies by Birdcage June 10, 2008

Fuck Ya Cock 

- A nonsensical, yet harsh and hilarious insult.

- To have sexual intercourse with one's own penis.
Phil: "LOL! You suck."
Gene: "FUCK YA COCK!"
Phil: "ROFL WTF? That's physically impossible."
Fuck Ya Cock by PHIL MATE! December 5, 2009