Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.
Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!
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It is a responsibility for us, human beings, to pay respect to our fallen hero harambe, you simply take your dick out as a sign of loyalty and to raise self awareness of all the marvelous things harambe did for us while he was on this planet.
Ben dover: yo, dude why you got your dick out, you don't want to rape me I got diahrrea.
Mike respect Johnson: hahaha, no, no, I am just paying tribute to harambe.
Cop: hey sir, you can't expose your dick out here during this a hillary campaign rally.
Corny McHorny: yes I can, the third admendment of the constitution says I have the freedom to hashtag dicks out for harambe.
Hillary clinton: Let him take his dick out for harambe, as a matter of fact, let me get mine out.
Everybody: O_o WTF now we know who got the pants in the hillary/bill relationship.
Mike respect Johnson: hahaha, no, no, I am just paying tribute to harambe.
Cop: hey sir, you can't expose your dick out here during this a hillary campaign rally.
Corny McHorny: yes I can, the third admendment of the constitution says I have the freedom to hashtag dicks out for harambe.
Hillary clinton: Let him take his dick out for harambe, as a matter of fact, let me get mine out.
Everybody: O_o WTF now we know who got the pants in the hillary/bill relationship.
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Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.
“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”
The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:
“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”
Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:
“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”
Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:
“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”
“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”
One last twist is to use it as a fake name.
The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
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