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death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.
my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week
by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012
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Death sentance

Congratulations you have now misspelled the word death sentence are you proud or happy, was it worth it.

There isn't much to say, we are all morons from time to time.
ex
Ben: bro imma get a death sentance for spreading USA propaganda in China
John: no u ain't ur going to get a death sentence you moron
by Viper1-3 March 28, 2022
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Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
by Whathobo February 18, 2017
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Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.
I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.
by Vile Filth August 15, 2011
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Death penalty

Ah shit Michael I stole this guy's kill now I gotta die!
Michael:well what'd you except?, Death penalty's bro
by Fortnite suck minecraft good December 14, 2019
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The Black Death

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 15, 2020
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death by tweet

When you tweet something that will kill you.
Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.
by Nate Moe November 15, 2019
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