Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

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Capeniki

A female distraught from the need to be dominated sexually. The need as become so unbelievably strong from neglect that it affects with with their motions. This could be shown by aggression and lust.

Man she was such a capeniki from her break up. I couldn't stand her bitching any longer so I took one for the team.

by Bad weather August 29, 2017

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Crape • Crapeater • craper • crapet • crapezoid • crapel • crapendium • Crapenin • crapeteria • Crapey

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

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A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.

"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"

by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017

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