Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

Head Cleaner

Someone who swallows the head-cheese of someone else's cock. Usually used as an insult.

Person 1: I'm not gay!
Person 2: Yes you are, you fucking head-cleaning faggot cunt! You love gobbling on crusty cock-snot you fucking head cleaner queer!

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

Clean youre face

A simple meaning of cleaining youre face, as made by 3 highschool students in a maths lesson. Say it with a hand gesture like shooing away somebody or something.

Teacher "When i wore make up in school we had to escorted to the bathrooms and made clean it off!"
Students "Clean youre face"

by Mushroom :D February 11, 2009

pool cleaner

One who removes cum from a lint filled belly button.

Yo, remember that time steve pool cleaned that nasty chick.

by Anthony D December 31, 2004

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

Clean Slate

When you take and dump and wipe your butt and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Man, ever since I started eating more salads, every time I take a crap I wipe and have a clean slate! Sweet!!!

by SuperSwagDaddyStone December 8, 2017

street cleaner

the act of dragging your penis against someone's body while at the same time ejaculating

Jimmy: want to go do a street cleaner?

Bob: no. last time i got all messy

by willywanker69 December 6, 2010