Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

grahm cracker lookin bitch

When women argue they might call each other a Grahm Cracker lookin Bitch, basically saying they are beneath them or hella busted.

girl 1: BITCH you think you better than me?!

girl 2: I know I am , you GRAHM CRACKER LOOKIN BITCH!

by WOLF___GANG July 11, 2011

bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.

John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.

by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011