Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Bum dust

Bum-dust: The bit of V shaped residue left on the back of a toilet seat after a poo.

Commonly containing a mixture of underwear fluff, skin and pubes.

Ffs Andy! You've left bum dust on the toilet again!

by Sgt Poopybutthole June 10, 2022

Bum tuna

Another word for a batty fish. A person who likes laying with another mandem. While also being a complete and utter idiot.

"Yo blood, look at that bum tuna, he for got his contraceptive baloons. He's going in dry fam."

(*sucks teeth) "bum tuna"

by Minty Lamb March 7, 2022

Bum tuna

Another word for someone who likes laying with another mandem, while being a complete and utter idiot.

"Yo blood, look at that bum tuna, he's forgotten he's contraception balloons. He's going in raw."

*(sucks teeth) "bum tuna. "

by Minty Lamb March 7, 2022

bum rape

To take an avalanche of abuse from your boss or other authorotire figure

I took a right bum raping

by Fred West February 23, 2005

crumb bum

a person with a particularily negative attitude; often seen in irish men who believe in karma.

My neighbor is being such a crumb bum.

by princess January 19, 2005

bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers

Look at the bum goblins

by BUMP crew May 10, 2006