tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other

wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude

by wasmuis April 30, 2018

Brick

Every wanted to fuck some girl? Well too bad she could be a brick. I’m basically means they don’t get horny lol tough luck.

I was about to fuck my girlfriend until I realized she’s a brick.

by Sexycat69 February 26, 2018

shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.

My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece

by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022

Bricked

Term used in the card game, Yu-Gi-Oh! where a player would draw a hand with poor synergy.

My hand is has a lot bad cards, so I'm bricked.

by TrevBev45 May 3, 2022

Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

Brick

1. An object used for building
2. Slang for condom

1. That brick doesn't look safe.
2. So I was doing Sarah but then my brick broke...

by hototreeyay April 25, 2015

Stack bricks

A nice way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle was pissing me off so I told him to go stack bricks.

by Lee Fusion September 30, 2021