by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022
Get the beat a child day mug.Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)
Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."
by ollivandrr September 27, 2022
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Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.
Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.
Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.
Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.
Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."
Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."
Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"
Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."
Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."
Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"
Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."
by madno October 5, 2022
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by In the N October 12, 2022
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A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.
This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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