A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
Get the Free Willymug. by Cat🐥 October 21, 2019
Get the Silly Willymug. A person with no hoes they dont one either there bitchass lazy ass wants to play roblox 24/7 and drinks monsters cuz there lazy bitchass wanna play a free gambling game they sit in there grandmas basement and watch roblox sex cuz there bitch ass gay ass nigga bitchass self is to lazy to pull one
by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024
Get the Willymug. When you're a world famous closeted bisexual man smashing your male lover and your controlling wife is simultaneously pegging you from behind.
Duane: I pulled out the Big Willie Style on my buddy last night!
TMZ Reporter: I'm sorry to hear that bro!
TMZ Reporter: I'm sorry to hear that bro!
by Ben Shapiro's Mom November 21, 2023
Get the Big Willie Stylemug. by Jacob1231241 June 12, 2018
Get the smoke a willymug. The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
by Queefgiver January 5, 2025
Get the Moist willymug. by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025
Get the Dystopian willymug.