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retractable vagina 

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.
DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!
retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.
That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.
I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.
big flapping vagina by bws55 September 3, 2007

wookie vagina 

an extreamly hairy vagina that seems to purr/wookie noises during an orgasm
While fucking that girl last night i heard "RRRAAGH" and realized it was her wookie vagina

Sour Vagina 

1.) Someone who has a bad attitude about whatever is displeasing them that day.

2.) Someone who doesn't feel like joking around and would rather sit and sulk in the corner with their own sadness.
Gen: Why is Jessica being such a sour vagina?

Vanessa: Because she realized she was a 12 on the hot scale.
Sour Vagina by ohnoitsgennie October 18, 2011