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Touching Base 

a dance move created to mock one who repeatedly finds it neessary to touch everyone's bases.
As Barb is touching base with clients on the phone, her co-workers get up and do the touching base dance!
Touching Base by Base Toucher August 17, 2010

touched by an angel 

When you're black but one of your parents is white.
"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"
touched by an angel by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016
A variation of a douche in which only harsh, direct, truthful facts are stated that are blasted out of proportion for no apparent reason with the goal of ruining someone's day, and personal outlook. This is someone who thinks they are being a douche, but is just a full blown, direct, cynical piece of shit dick head.
Holy Hell, that kid is trying to be such a douche, but he is just being a no good, opportunist, cynical trouche with no apparent motive other than being a posing son of a bitch.
Trouche by Hossman Jenkins September 23, 2011

touching toes 

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts
did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes
touching toes by kyffdog May 20, 2018

Toncil touching 

A girl who loves to be fucked in her mouth and have her toncils touched.
"It's Toncil Touching Time.
Toncil touching by Con Rad November 27, 2007

Touch of a Rapist 

This phrase is only really used in the world of Football/Soccer and FIFA. The phrase itself is used to describe a good piece of ball skill after having received a pass.
I passed the ball to Messi and he brought it down with a Touch of a Rapist.

Ronaldo has the Touch of a Rapist
Touch of a Rapist by Richaj January 27, 2013