the beer vendor 

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

the beer vendor by MrPinky September 23, 2011

the great void 

Cincinnati Ohio

Cincinnati is the great void!

the great void by wambamthankyousir March 11, 2019

The MAGA Vaccination 

Buttfucking your siblings and/or members of your right wing support group using ivermectin horse paste as lubricant to prevent them from getting covid.

All the feed stores are out of ivermectin paste so I don't know how turkey day is gonna play out if I can't get all my proud boy buddies the MAGA vaccination

The MAGA Vaccination by Sok Phupet August 29, 2021

the mars volta 

Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.

The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.

the mars volta by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006

The Mars Volta 

Bullshit pseudo-music for pretentious douchebags.

"ur a mainstream fagot poser i listen to the mars volta bcuz makin pointless noises 4 10 minutes is intellectuel"
"Jam a bastard in it you crap."

The Mars Volta by Hazybear February 12, 2006

The Global Vaccine Divide 

When a number of Western countries would not allow travellers who have been jabbed with vaccines not manufactured in the West to enter, because the quality or efficacy of those allegedly “Eastern shots” is suspicious.

If the global vaccine divide were to be enforced, which means that vaccines like Covishield, Sinovac, Sinopharm, and Sputnik V wouldn’t be recognized in the EU (and possibly in the US), how much would global tourism or economy be decimated? Would the “vaccine apartheid” perpetrated by the West potentially usher in a World War III?

The Global Vaccine Divide by MathPlus July 2, 2021

the 9 volt 

Where a man sticks a 9 volt taser in his ass and shocks himself for sexual pleasure.

He used the 9 volt technique.

the 9 volt by ISTRUGLLETOGETTHELADIES August 8, 2016