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DJ syndrom

DJ - or producer syndrom is a phase in producer's life, when he is suffering under the lack of creativity and is unable to create new (fresh) music content.

The problem is, that the person suffering under this syndrom disassembles every track while listening in separate sound tracks for every instrument or sound effect and lose the overall impression of the current piece of music.
Hey, my friend has a DJ syndrom, he can't produce something for half a year yet! He's a skilled geezer though.
by xShaderx April 25, 2010
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Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018
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melia syndrome

when your friend likes a fatass girl
by thebababooeydog October 17, 2023
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Jespergers Syndrome

Jespergers syndrome (JS), also known as Jesperger's, is a social disorder characterized by significant verbal vomiting and difficulties in thinking before speaking. At some time it is characterized by inconvenient expressions during conversations among friends and family. An external observer may believe that the individual is crazy, but the expressions are primarily based on inner joy.

The exact cause of Jesperger's is unknown. While it is probably partly due to an overstimulated mind, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.

Individuals with Jesperger syndrome may have signs or symptoms that are independent of the diagnosis, but can affect the individual or the family. Individuals tend to act a but shy when outside of their comfort zone.
- Hey, that dude is crazy. He is talking about bizarre shit.

- No, I think he is just in his comfort zone, expressing his happiness in a bizarre way. It is called Jespergers Syndrome.
by Nickolas Travolta April 10, 2018
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The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.
I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.
by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023
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Warehouse Syndrome

When an unattractive female works with only men she is automatically considered attractive even if she isn’t.
Dude we might have Warehouse syndrome, she is the only female here and she isn’t that attractive but it’s attention.
by NinjaBeatch May 11, 2023
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Braktus Syndrome

When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.

This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.

The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.

The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
Man! Don't "braktus syndrome" all over my fresh new carpet AGAIN!
by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
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