christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely

you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 14, 2015

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.

Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.

by In your fridge December 11, 2019

Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!

I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!

by Lucycakes April 30, 2016

Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.

Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it

by Saucey707 August 26, 2023