climb him like a tree

Slang indicating that a man is very tall in addition to being attractive, implying that to have sex with him, one would need to climb him first.

Have you seen that hot new intern? I'm going to climb him like a tree.

by mablesse July 6, 2011

Shade Tree Mechanic

Anyone, while trying to fix an automobile, actually does more damage instead of fixing the problem

Doug is a Shade Tree Mechanic because he done broke his car again

by Brian O'Connor July 24, 2006

scientific name for pine tree

pinus

"Ayo search "the scientific name for pine tree" real quick"
"Why"
"Just do it"
"Ok"
"pinus"

by spider holland March 5, 2021

african tree cookie

where you pour vanilla extract all over a hairy vagina and eat the girl out

fred: "dude guess what?"

greg: "what?"

fred: "i gave maria an african tree cookie last night"

by pusylicker72 April 9, 2010

14 big tree man

Someone who chops down 14 big trees, he is also retarded

Jared is 14 big tree man

by JaytheSsumdeeSucker June 15, 2022

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

Peeled Out of His Tree

Absolutely ripped beyond recognition of their species. Such a mass monster that you can see their bellend musculature through their speedos while in antarctical environments such whereas polar bears live and thrive.

Ben ,who gets beaten by his father, is not yet peeled out of his tree

by cuml July 14, 2021