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Porn-Age

The current era of time where all people, male and female, are glued to thier computers, (usually by some sort of ejaculate) in a massive addiction to pornographic images.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Maria, she hasen't left her room in days.
Guy 2: She just sits there every day screwing with her Pornhole.
Guy 1: Yep, she's stuck there, I guess she decided to join the Porn-Age.
by upmost777 January 7, 2012
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Pancake porn

What Akechi watches.
This is a Persona 5 meme.
Ya pancuck.
-Pancake porn
by Isosalot March 9, 2019
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porn trip

When your tripping balls on drugs and you look at porn/fap.
Damn danny i just had best porn trip... took some acid and fapped for hoursss.
by Lokee Da Boss October 4, 2009
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Porn country

A mixture of country music and porn music. The music is mostly country music but the lyrics and theme is pornagraphic.
by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010
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mypower porn

Going to a girl(s) myspace and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a Powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.
Aey: "What's the most pathetic thing you've done lately?"
Bee: "Remember that cute ass girl I met at the gig?"
Aey: "Yeah"
Bee: "I was on her page last night and I ended up making mypower porn"
Aey: " Haha, you're a sad bastard."
Bee: "Yeah, but she's bomb eh?"
by chepe March 14, 2008
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porn-bespattered

Dialogue that although is seen as "normal" interaction between adults, it sounds like it could come from a "porn" movie.
Despite the heated sex talk, unbelievable but apparently true practices, and porn-bespattered dialogue, its shock value is in the realization that rather than merely casual sex, most wish lists include a universal desire for identity, acceptance, and connection
by Victor Patterson May 1, 2008
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porn seam

That part of the internet that you get to after a session of porn mining and you just keep getting great porn.

Usually you can get these when you find a page that shows a porn directory or you work out that you can replace part of the url with another number and get more pages of porn
OMG I just been browsing for 2 mins and I hit a porn seam!
by nigelporn March 4, 2009
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