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noodle

used to describe a penis size. Sometimes even made into a song
The song goes like "Scidadle scidoodle, your dick is a noodle!"
by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018
mugGet the noodlemug.

Noodling

To be strong and unyielding yet flexible when moist.
Dude that funky bass drop had my noodling all night!
by NoodDudz September 3, 2021
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022
mugGet the Boston noodlemug.

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks
Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend
by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018
mugGet the noodle surprisemug.

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
mugGet the Glitter Noodlemug.

shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult
there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle
by thecranberry October 21, 2010
mugGet the shnoodle noodlemug.

Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
mugGet the Noodle Cupmug.

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