Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)

My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it

I have a man noodle

by gunny234 April 6, 2010

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

by auxxie August 20, 2020