Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.

I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.

by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025

Book shelving

When you double stack two penises Oreo style.

Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.

by Moto_ September 15, 2021

twitt-booking

Addictively being on facebook, twitter and any other social media website to post your status.

I've fallen victim to the Twitt-booking that is necessary to keep up with not only technology but 'status' online.

by kkaw1213 April 29, 2009

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021