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Chocolate Clam Surprise

When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
by TankTopTitties December 17, 2012
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The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
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Reverse Tuxedo Surprise

The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.
My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!
by KINGBACHLOVER69 May 3, 2022
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They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021
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suprisedface

1337 speak that consists of using an equals sign followed by a zero or an capital "o" Example: =0
"You ate the last of the Doritos?? Suprisedface!"
by W. Palma April 20, 2008
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Suprise Visit

When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.
Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.
by Suprise Visit June 18, 2009
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Suprise Picture

A picture that is taken of you that you were not ready for. You almost always look bad in the picture.
Person 1: "Whats with that horrible picture of you that just got posted on facebook?"

Person 2: "Damn, another suprise picture!"
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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