phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by October 18, 2022

Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 21, 2023

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 21, 2022

Perry surprise

The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.

Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.

by brettsterplow September 04, 2008

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

surprise boobies

when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.

I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.

by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022