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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021
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Alfredo surprise

Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served
After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise
by Two-tone Tony March 13, 2025
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Soy sausage surprise

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it
Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise
by Sw247 November 15, 2017
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surprise party

When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
by deep fried rat legs November 7, 2019
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Santa Fe Surprise

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.
by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025
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