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surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
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surprise

Something everyone else doesn't know except jamie
by AyoChi11 November 13, 2023
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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”
by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021
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Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
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Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021
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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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