Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.

This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.

Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.

by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020

Photo-Slut

That one person who either a.) has to be in every photo or b.) Takes thousands of pictures during completely useless events. The Photo-Slut will do this because she needs to feel like she is the center of attention; or because she loves hugging and smiling with other guys and thinks the excuse of a picture covers up her "Photo-Sluttyness"

"Hey who the hell is this chick? She's taken like five pictures with me."
"I don't know man, it's just some ratchet Photo-Slut

by ignoranceisignorance October 26, 2012

subway slut

a dirty ghetto slut who does not get off on average cocks, so she needs to be filled with footlong hoagie sized cocks

dude my cock wasn't enough for her because shes just hungry for the subway sized cocks ramming her...watta subway slut

by elcrazyloco696 November 4, 2012

slut bird

It is a bird that spends everynight in a different nest. Pronounced (Sloot Bird)

Hey u see that slut bird?

Yeah it is never alone...

by squirlls1 November 5, 2012

SLIMEY SLUT

When you are pissed off at a biiiattch instead of calling her a bitch like the normal person does...you call her a slimey slut cuz she a bitch who likes to fuck...

I don't give a fuck about you. You are nothing but a slimey slut.

by cj69er August 17, 2012

Luck Slut

A person who gets lucky alot. In any way shape or form.

Some one gave you a car. You fucking luck slut.

by kaden0890 August 6, 2011