Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Holy shit dude, your moms a total glass pounder.. how happy is her marriage?

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Glass pounder

A hot girl you wanna put up against the glass and completely pound

Dude ur moms a total glass pounder, let me hit that

by Hunky May 25, 2025

mcpickle pounder

A sandwich from McDonalds that consists of a unwanted amount of pickles.

I asked for no pickles, they gave me the goddamn mcpickle pounder.

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025

Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.

Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?

by newyorker51 July 18, 2025