1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015
- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.
by Fred Bear June 19, 2018
Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.
"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit
by Xandria.g January 10, 2013
by Alfystew December 06, 2013
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.
by Muttonhernia May 04, 2018