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swagg bacon nuggs

A ps3 live name for idiots and just plain wierdos who think there cool but actually dumb.most of the time they are skaters and when they're online they act like their badasses but they are not. They are weird gays who sleep with gay guys and eat pig testicles,henceforth that where swagg bacon nuggs come from. Swagg means sleeping with gay guys and bacon nuggs are pig testicles.
Bobby is such a swagg bacon nugg.

Evritt's name online was swagg bacon nuggs.
by James1015262672726 November 10, 2012
mugGet the swagg bacon nuggsmug.

pro bacon

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
mugGet the pro baconmug.

Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.
by boof_or_die October 4, 2017
mugGet the Bacon Stationmug.

Bacon Kisses

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019
mugGet the Bacon Kissesmug.
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
by baconfarts May 21, 2014
mugGet the wake n baconmug.

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???
by Panda Crew May 3, 2009
mugGet the Cooked your baconmug.

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