Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.
Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!
by Buttcrust Bobby December 16, 2019
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Gimme that good goose neck

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Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
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by ThePoetDanielHernandez May 23, 2019
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neck o da hood

Version of the old English phrase "neck of the woods", meaning the 'settlement' you come from. Updated for the neighborhood.
Spins: "You should meet my cuz Ronnie, you guys would tear da place up"
L Trip: "Ronnie Spinowitz? Already know the bro dawg, he's from my neck o da hood"
Spins: "No WAY!!!"
L Trip: "Yeah. Fat, spotty, four-eyed kid, right...?"
Spins: "Errrm right"
by dickyboy May 02, 2006
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neck off necker

A command to tell someone to go away or leave them alone. The words themselves (neck and necker) are probably meaningless, though could be related to the older English phrase you've got some neck. Similar to buzz off, piss off, take a hike.
by Victorianman2 September 13, 2009
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scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
by devdawgula July 04, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.
bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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