Michael Rucker is a sweet boy and is really funny. He will be your one and only true love, and his hair drives your crazy. Michael's are really sexy but they don't talk about it. They are extremely cute and you will be over protective of him to make sure that nobody will take them away from you. If you have the chance to kiss Michael Rucker, well... don't do it because I will find you, that's my boyfriend and if you take him then that will be the last of you: ) but Michael are sweet and you should never let them go, I mean like why would you need to, you love the shit out of them
by Yeetus my fetus July 19, 2019
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Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
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White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
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