toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.

by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009

blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.

im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

Scoota Margarita

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.

Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita

by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

Robyn-Meagan Paley

one like no other, one of a kind.

Robyn-meagan Paley is amazing

by unknown0017 September 26, 2011

Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh

"What she lacks in height, she makes up for with gross stupidity, arrogance and just general grossness."

Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh: Damn I still can't believe its Christmas, I can't wait though
Friend: Clearly, opening stuff that isn't even yours :P

by Shrimpchu December 23, 2011