billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008

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mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

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um mays

this is defined as mum which is a type slang, called piglatin

will your um mayscook us dinner?

by tracy siana January 9, 2011

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May 15

May 15 is National Kiss Your Sister Day! Make sure to pipe up that sisterly love with a peck on the lips!

you: oh its May 15! Thats the day Catra and Adora from She-Ra kissed each other!
friend: yeah!!! thats because its National Kiss Your Sister Day!

by gyeeeeeahhhboy May 15, 2020

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May 1st

May 1st is national send booty pics day!

Person 1: "It's May 1st! Happy national send booty pics day!"
Person 2: "happy national send booty pics day!" *Sends a booty pic to person 1*
Person 1: "awww thanks"

by Bootypics April 18, 2020

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