billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008

mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

um mays

this is defined as mum which is a type slang, called piglatin

will your um mayscook us dinner?

by tracy siana January 9, 2011

May 15

May 15 is National Kiss Your Sister Day! Make sure to pipe up that sisterly love with a peck on the lips!

you: oh its May 15! Thats the day Catra and Adora from She-Ra kissed each other!
friend: yeah!!! thats because its National Kiss Your Sister Day!

by gyeeeeeahhhboy May 15, 2020

margie may

Crazy bitch

That girl is gonna go Margie may on your ass.

by Sameebebad February 25, 2015

May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 13, 2019