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a great movie i.m.o. there was just something about it that stuck in my head after i left. i think it was worth the money i paid for a ticket. russell crowe is a great actor in this movie and in Gladiator.
"did you see the movie with the insanely long title Master and Commander the Far Side of the World?"
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."
by Juliet April 15, 2004
mugGet the Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Worldmug.
having far more swag than anyone else, you're the best of the best, no one else in the world compares
hey have you seen nicky c?

who is that

you know the swag master general (aka SmG)
by SmG leader January 9, 2014
mugGet the Swag master General (aka SmG)mug.

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.
guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!
by the1stikkia August 17, 2009
mugGet the butt face crack mastermug.
when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
mugGet the sasquatch school of beast mastersmug.
Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.

Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.

The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:

where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}
Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.

Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"
by Haydius April 7, 2017
mugGet the 'Second Beer Pool Master' Theorymug.
when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode
that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz
by pseudonym:( October 4, 2008
mugGet the chode master general loaf eatermug.
A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.
"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
mugGet the Master and Commander: The far side of the Worldmug.

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