Gussin's Law

Gussin's law states that , if you have to use "fat jokes" or other personal attacks to win an arguement on the internet, you have in fact already lost.

Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.

origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"

This guy thought he could win an arguement on the message board by making "you live in your momma's basement" jokes. Evidently he hadnt heard of Gussin's Law.

by strawberrysnortcake June 6, 2011

Nicky's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, if an argument over music is taking place and one party invokes Brittany Spears, they automatically lose the argument.

Pedro: "okay, diego's umbrella was a big improvement over bat makumba"

Javier: "What r u talking about? Bat Makumba tore it up. They are different...for sure. If you can't handle it go listen to your Brittany Spears albums and keep your mind closed to the World."

Pedro: "I love that you just called someone who went to a dengue fever show a closed minded brittany spears fan - I'm invoking Nicky's Law."

by contract-expand February 9, 2010

Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023

Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

by de Broglie November 2, 2017

Byrons Law

A law through which you attest to existence of the law known as byrons law

byrons law

by ahul December 6, 2020

XQC's LAW

According to XQC there will be no lava pool underground 50 blocks away from the village. All lava that is in bedrock level does not count.

You will not find a lava pool underneath the village because of XQC's LAW.

by PureJuicer February 13, 2021

law 101

The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.

" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2

by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018