Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

jizz whizz

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off

get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch

by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”

She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.

by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023

Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’

Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’

by Sutty9 August 4, 2022

A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

by Maidress June 4, 2021

Skittle Jizz

When a gay guy jizz's its called skittle jizz "Taste the Rainbow Bitch".

You wanna taste this Skittle Jizz come and get it.

by Lul Sex god June 18, 2024