Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation

She's got the Jess Effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

Jesse

The complete opposite of a big fat chud

Oh Jesse? Yeah his girlfriend is beyond lucky.

by Lilxfetusxgf February 24, 2026

jesse

most amazing man to ever meet in all the world. Absolutely sent as a blessing from God to spread his light and although he may dim that light it’s always there to be seen. His effect on others is nothing short from great, you’ll never meet someone who will make you feel like you have to do better for him because he’s so perfect until you meet him. He’s loved by everyone around especially his girlfriend who loves him far more than he does! Best hugger, kisser, cuddles ever and no matter what the day may bring on his smile could truly bring positivity in someone’s heart. Don’t even get me started on his laugh, best sound that could ever be heard. He brings comfort and safety and makes who ever is around him feel cared about. He loves to joke around with the people around him and loves to especially rage bait his girlfriend. He also loves to tickle her on her hips because he loves torturing her and making her make a cringyyyy sound like “ ewhhh” or something like that! If you ever meet a Jesse cherish him, just not mine.

I’m so very in love with jesse

by jesseabsolutelover March 10, 2026

jesse

Curly haired nigga who spits game for 40+ mins at the local planet fitness to only be stuck at first base. Loves the weeknd and LOVES to suck massive Indian BBC cock.

xo tatted all over his vagina jesse style

by Sticks7292(3 December 11, 2025