Isaiah wood

Isaiah is a funny person, he may have different personality around different people, he can go to far on jokes but makes up for it with his supportive and romantic side. It takes someone special to make his true feeling come out. He’s always calling himself cute and sexy, but only the special people would understand that’s hes right. He’s intelligent but acts dumb and maybe even says gay jokes, or dirty minded jokes. You should cherish his friendship and relation ship

Isaiah Wood is a funny person he’s really cute but I he didn’t act like a jokester I’ll date him

by ZayBayTheBae July 10, 2018

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

Skimp Wood

When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana

“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”

by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018