5 woods

Smoking to forget about her

When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.

by yourdoggo June 16, 2024

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

by bonedust April 14, 2010

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!

Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.

by Gridn308 January 5, 2024

Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.

“I want to get a picture frame of Chris Wood” Lol

by Melwood is very adorable. November 17, 2020

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry

Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up

by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022