Douchefag
Not to be associated with douchebag, which it has no resemblence to; douchefag is a means of insulting someone who is isn't fast enough to react or is unknowing of the situation.
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digital douchebag
A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
digital douchebag by whimzzical July 17, 2010
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Douchebag
A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.
Douchebag by Brian Borba April 19, 2006
douchebaggery
An act of total douche.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
douchebaggery by David and Rebecca of HAPPY 3AM July 3, 2009
douchebagardly
I told my friend to stop drinkin, but he didn't, and when the ladies showed up he was acting real douchebagardly.
douchebagardly by ROIROY November 3, 2009