White Death

A derogatory term for semen storm. For example, a white death can and will occur when there's an attractive nude female within the vicinity of five or more horny teenagers and they all happen to ejaculate simultaneously. Hot.

Mary: Yo Kurtis I got the white death last night.
Kurtis: Oh shit nigga

by autismcacneraids March 21, 2017

Death Run

The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.

I had a successful Death Run last night.

by goatweed420 September 9, 2019

death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.

“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."

by gcl1224 April 21, 2012

death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.

my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week

by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012

T-death

A hardcore drug made up of legal chemicals that contains testosterone, caffeine, vodka and bread.

He was a pretty calm guy until he tried some T-death.

by Nilekaw March 14, 2014

Death penalty

Punishment of killing someone by being killed

Ah shit Michael I stole this guy's kill now I gotta die!
Michael:well what'd you except?, Death penalty's bro

by Fortnite suck minecraft good December 14, 2019

Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.

I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.

by Vile Filth August 15, 2011