strawberry ice cream

the sexual act of a man cumming inside a woman who is on her period and then she pushes it out of her vagina, resulting in a slurry of blood and cum which closely resembles melted strawberry ice cream

#1 How was your date with Stacey, Mr. Charles??
#2 It was splendid really, she was on the blob(period), so we decided to have a STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM session. It ruined her sheets really, but the memory will last longer than our relationship!!!
#1 That's wonderful Mr Charles!! will you be going back for seconds??
#2 Not till next month..........

by milenkovitch August 28, 2008

Cream Pipe Surprise

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.

Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?

by Yegee October 21, 2011

Susie Cream Cheese

Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.

His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.

by Ms. Thing March 31, 2006

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

The Japanese Cream Poke

When you jizz into your hand and just shove it in her eye.

I gave my bitch the japanese cream poke and her eye started gushing blood.

by Galex Kuyham March 28, 2009

The Neopolitan Ice Cream

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream

I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream

by nbctk June 23, 2006

Boston Cream Pie

A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.

Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.

by dtcb August 20, 2012