To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022
Get the shuffling my cards mug.nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
Get the ninja card mug.James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021
Get the Card Only mug.There are four bases in a relationship
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
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Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 November 5, 2010
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Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018
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