crusties 

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.

when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.

crusties by mr man August 23, 2004

crust

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

crust by Heptune May 14, 2005

Crustaceous 

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

Crustaceous by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Pie Crust 

Back in the day when knockoff Keds were sold I gorcery stores near thins like Pie Crusts. This term is what the people, or trash, that buys them are catogorized as. Essentially it is TRASH!

Hi how are you... it dosen't matter, you are Pie Crust!

Why are you talking to me, you are Pie Crust.

Pie Crust by Grewvieguy June 29, 2004

crack crustaceans 

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

crack crustaceans by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cresty 

A nickname for Ryan Seacrest, preferably used by his fandom.

Did you see Cresty on Larry King last night? He was so into the Clyan.

Cresty by Heathercrest January 13, 2004

crust dusting 

another term for masterbation. similar to choke the chicken, beat the bed post etc.

man, jeremy was crust dusting in class.

crust dusting by butt crustey December 7, 2006