Butter Weasel

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Turning Butter

Masturbating to an extreme extent, and bruising the shaft.

Sorry mom I got hurt while Turning Butter.

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020

SMEARIN' BUTTER

WHEN A SNOWBOARDER HITS A RAIL OR BOX AND STICKS THE TRICK SMOOTHLY AND WITH GRACE; PARTICULARLY WHEN THE TIP OR TAIL IS PRESSED TO EMPHASIZE THE TRICK.

RANDY WAS REALY SMEARIN' BUTTER ON THAT RAINBOW RAIL.

by RANDALL "PINK" January 14, 2009

Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

Ring Butter

That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.

Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.

The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.

I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022

pajama butter

Wen you wake up from a wet dream with pajama butter.

I woke up this morning with pajama butter.

by Loadhog January 21, 2018

Butt Butter

A yellowish sometimes clear anal excretion. Typically produced when poop is vacated cleanly.

Yo check out this Butt butter on my toilet paper.

by _Stu_ November 22, 2019