Molands Burn

1) A weak ass burn

2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs

3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke

-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."

by Bobbaluga May 16, 2011

Burning the pole

The act of dipping your erect memeber in gas, igniting it and fuckin to put it out

im gonna try burning the pole with my hoe later

by deskwaxer69 April 17, 2009

bong burn

The nasty built up resin in a bong that is so bad no amount of cleaning can take it off.

Guy 1: dude I tryed to clean my bong for an hour yesterday and it just wouldn't get clean.
Guy 2 : dude that's because you have bong burn, that's never coming off.

by G mo sk55 November 15, 2018

ohms burn

ohms burn for separation of nastynaut's in 100 mile high club

orbital maneuvering system rocket engines are called ohms burn.

#2 Ham radio ohms burn, smoke gets in your eyes. In space ohms burn smoke comes out of your ass....

by itichie_nocanpo September 10, 2006

Cold burn

A person one has sex with but has to be sexually aroused by something or someone else first.

Man that chick is a cold burn.

by Bugga B December 24, 2007

shake and burn

To go out for a cigarette.

C'mon, let's shake and burn.

by geoff September 3, 2006

Burning shoes chogie

Burning shoes chogie is the unwanted chinese son of God who now resides as the managing director of the infinitely huge "DAS:shop". He also has a pair of burning shoes which he uses to travel at great speeds

Don't do that or the burning shoes chogie will get you

by Alex Gray January 20, 2005