Taco Bell

A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.

by I prefer being anonymous April 11, 2023

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Ring any belles?

What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.

Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

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bell-smellphaba

Bell smell is the odour that wafts your way when the foreskin is pulled back. it is usually a pungent odour that resembles stilton cheese. this is often caused from lack of washing or just being a dirty bastard.
Christ! i just got a noseful of Orion's bell-smell!

Smelphaba is a tiktoker that's see's no need to wash the Bell. Which smells like Hell!

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by 1foralaugh May 23, 2024

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