Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017

bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017

Bacon-Chan

The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON

Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN

by UltramanFan February 19, 2021

Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon

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by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.

Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.

by G-Mann July 24, 2023

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025