Zoner Boner 

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

Zoner Boner by plz eat me January 20, 2020

Homer Boner 

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

Homer Boner by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Roner-Boner 

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

Roner-Boner by D-Chainz November 23, 2020

Suffer boner

Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.

Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.

Suffer boner by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

Home Owner Boner by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

Life Philosophy Boner 

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.

Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.

Life Philosophy Boner by Drew714 July 19, 2016

Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) 

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.

Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!

Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) by Ymerej Kcirrag August 12, 2008