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asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!
by big asian man March 30, 2020
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Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things
"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"
by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017
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Asian Disciples

Asian Disciples aren’t really your normal typical Asians if you see someone wearing a black rag that is asian he’s most likely a Asian Disciples there really not like other gangs such as (TRG,ABZ,WAH CHINGS,MOD) the gangs don’t have rivals they’re either serial killers thirsty to kill or someone who’s willing to make money by robbing homes you can hear one say “let’s rob his bitch ass and his momma leaving that bitch dead” Asian Disciples are more of a Organization willing to do business if money, Drugs, Guns, and Violence, Asian Disciples can be spotted by having a black rag around they’re neck, head, waist, pockets, or even they’re leg they don’t really claim Blood or Crips mainly objective is to be thirsty to kill someone that why Asian Disciples aren’t someone to be played with rather called psychos a lot of sets have rivals but not AD they just itching to kill you can hear someone say “them Asian Disciples are hungry to kill” you can catch them driving in a car and shooting you up over a little thing these boys are on a different level of crazy
You can hear a Asian Disciples say “I’ll kill yo bitch ass nigga” or “you lucky ion leave yo face on a chain or a shirt” you can even hear them say “I’m itching to kill right now” majority or these are Asian Gangster organizations all drug trafficking kidnapping, murdering these boys are hungry and itching if they don’t have a gun they wanna kill you with they’re hands and throw you in the woods majority or these are southeast Asians but the disciples are welcoming all ethnicity who are willing to join the Org but they’re not just letting anyone in you have to prove that you’re are crazy enough to join meaning they want you to “kill someone” “run into someone’s house and rob the home”
by Asian Investigators September 25, 2022
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Wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or nicknamed Tokyo and or chyna is a fake wannabe asian knowing your parents not born asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean wannabes are pathetic
Chyna and Tokyo are pathetic wannabes because of their name they know their parents not born Asian they know they not Asian they are wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
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asian tony

A gay queer who only loves other tonys. fe tony the tiger tony stark. but he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the anit toaster screwing peopl
your an asian tony
by qwacke November 7, 2019
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Little Asian

a small person from Asia, that has thin eyes
Illanah is a Little Asian
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
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United Asian Federative

Someone who believes in creating a federation for all asian countries, normally they enjoy asian culture and believe its superior.
Person 1: Joe only drinks tea, ive never seen him drink water
Person 2: He must be a United Asian Federative!
by XciteIsDankest December 13, 2023
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